Why I hate safety campaigners

Read in the newspaper that listening to a radio whilst driving your car is as dangerous as drink driving...been saying for years that the safety mafia will not be happy until all cars are off the road...not happy with a 30 mph limit, they are now pushing for , and getting, 20 mph in some places and are even now trying for 10 mph!...how long before these Luddites ask for someone to walk in front of each vehicle waving a red flag?...oh no, we've tried that and we still have the Brighton car run to celebrate it's abolition...exceed the speed limit? why your worse than Hitler!..eating a Mars bar behind the wheel?...it's the Gulag for you!...the next time a hero burns down one of those fixed speed cameras I wish he would include a 'safety' campaigner in the pyre!